accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.
SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
The world is not yet ready.
For when you find that specal someone
an eggagment ring
DELETE YOUR BLOG
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
this was me and my twin prom night
thank you for the text post
another year, another disappointment
i still want to know what happened to the other vase
No, we just think its stupid to spend $150+ for shoes that you can get for $50.
Honestly? You’re right. Payless air walks and them fubus at walmart do go off
Because of your ignorance, I couldn’t even understand that.
This is so feeble I’m screaming
I like sandals